Cock-A-Doodle CHOMP


I hate that fucking car…


…did i seriously just hear a drunk tank theme song made by gus.

ohaityler:

spacezombies:

ichidou:

and they’re changing the name.

my world is shattered, you guys.

I think I’ll be more crushed if the theme song becomes constant. I love the random intros.

The music is the “porn” background tune heard at the end of “Hotel Buddies”. Gus said it was a one-time deal at the beginning of the podcast.  He encourages folks to keep sending in intros and is still going to put up ones that say “Drunk Tank”.  It’s all there at the beginning of the podcast.

Gus could call the podcast “Hepatitis C" and I’d still listen.  What’s in a name? Nothing, really…it’s about content for me.  I have my Drunk Tank shirts and shot glasses to cuddle if I so desperately miss the title.  You’ll all get over the name change in a week.

Via mother of invention

Burnie Burns Calories

…play. on. words.  I’m hilarious.

Anyhoo: According to today’s Drunk Tank, Burnie says that he has lost 60 pounds.

God damn, man.  He looks so good.  This makes me want to buy a treadmill and walk during my games.  Fitbit sounds like a neat tool…but I think I’d rather buy a Kinect and a treadmill.

WAY TO GO, BURNIE!


Drunk Tank Animated Adventures - Double Derps at Double Dave’s
"A soda machine? This is gonna occupy me for the next 6 hours! This is fantastic!  And I’m fucking retarded so I’m going to forget about it tonight and then tomorrow it’s going to be a whole new adventure again!"
Gif by the lovely Rivera

Drunk Tank Animated Adventures - Double Derps at Double Dave’s

"A soda machine? This is gonna occupy me for the next 6 hours! This is fantastic!  And I’m fucking retarded so I’m going to forget about it tonight and then tomorrow it’s going to be a whole new adventure again!"

Gif by the lovely Rivera


It was like watching lightening strike a pillow…

– Joel Heyman on Drunk Tank podcast #125 in regards to what it looked like when Randy Johnson hit a bird with a pitch.  *poof*

No, no, no. He’s just trying to be entertaining. Any little animal, like, I think maybe we could take a squirrel. Anything other than that, we’re - I mean you’re fucked.

Joel Heyman - Drunk Tank #119

I can fight any animal. I really. - I mean that. Seriously. I’m not scared of any animal. I’ve got a brain

Burnie Burns - Drunk Tank #119
Joel Heyman on Drunk Tank Animated Adventures?  YES, PLEASE!  Thanks to JayOrDan for his super skills. 
I think Suppi or Rivera made this gif.  <3
"I said ‘The Rangers’… I said ‘The Rangers are gonna be in the World Series!’ Everything happened!  I’m all over it!  You can’t stop me!"

Joel Heyman on Drunk Tank Animated AdventuresYES, PLEASE!  Thanks to JayOrDan for his super skills. 

I think Suppi or Rivera made this gif.  <3

"I said ‘The Rangers’… I said ‘The Rangers are gonna be in the World Series!’ Everything happened!  I’m all over it!  You can’t stop me!"


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